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Binary Sunset Comes Out As Nonbinary

Twin suns usher in the dawn of a brave new gender-fluid era

Jun 5, 2021

Binary Sunset Comes Out As Nonbinary

Jun 5, 2021

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Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet

Star Wars actor drops the most mid-air expletives in aviation history

Jul 13, 2021

Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet

Jul 13, 2021

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Mary Gives Birth to Son of Jesus

Heaven and Earth celebrate second Immaculate Conception

Jul 7, 2021

Mary Gives Birth to Son of Jesus

Jul 7, 2021

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7 Reasons Why Zack Snyder’s 7 Samurai Star Wars Was Not Greenlit

Discover what went wrong with Snyder’s pitch to Lucasfilm

Jul 1, 2021

7 Reasons Why Zack Snyder’s 7 Samurai Star Wars Was Not Greenlit

Jul 1, 2021

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Brie Larson To Play Rey Skywalker’s Love Interest In Episode X

Captain Marvel actor looks to make a splash in Star Wars

Jun 29, 2021

Brie Larson To Play Rey Skywalker’s Love Interest In Episode X

Jun 29, 2021

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Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site

SameFacebook is giving Facebook some healthy competition

Jun 27, 2021

Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site

Jun 27, 2021

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Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes

Actor says moobies no longer movie material

Jun 21, 2021

Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes

Jun 21, 2021

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Why Droid Manufacturers Are Trying To Cancel Rocky IV Director’s Cut

Sylvester Stallone goes toe-to-toe with droids over representation

Jun 17, 2021

Why Droid Manufacturers Are Trying To Cancel Rocky IV Director’s Cut

Jun 17, 2021

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Kathleen Kennedy Is Auctioning An NFT Of Her Firing You

Lucasfilm president jumps into hot digital collectibles market

Jun 15, 2021

Kathleen Kennedy Is Auctioning An NFT Of Her Firing You

Jun 15, 2021

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How The Big Twist In “Cruella” Is Stolen From “The Rise Of Skywalker”

Disney’s carbon copy plots are a family affair

Jun 14, 2021

How The Big Twist In “Cruella” Is Stolen From “The Rise Of Skywalker”

Jun 14, 2021

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