Star Wars actor drops the most mid-air expletives in aviation history — ORANGE COUNTY, CA — During a recent press junket for Call of the Wild, Harrison Ford made history with the largest air-to-ground F bomb drop in history. The interviews, which Ford insisted be held aboard his modified Aviat Husky propeller plane, got off to a great start with a standard…

Heaven and Earth celebrate second Immaculate Conception — After thousands of years, a second Mary has miraculously given birth to a son via immaculate conception. Jesus of the Holy Trinity has claimed responsibility for the miracle. The actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Laurie, Son of Jesus, over the weekend. According to…

Discover what went wrong with Snyder’s pitch to Lucasfilm — Zack Snyder does not take “No” for an answer. The director recently revealed plans to take his failed Star Wars pitch and develop it into a unique film that exists within its own sci-fi-samurai universe. But you’re probably wondering why Lucasfilm passed on a Seven Samurai-inspired film by the acclaimed…

Captain Marvel actor looks to make a splash in Star Wars — A new rumor from our friends at We Got This Smothered has left the FSW crew speechless. According to intel, which has been confirmed by Psych Zer-0h, Brie Larson is close to signing a $20 million deal to write, direct and star in Episode X. But thats not the only…

SameFacebook is giving Facebook some healthy competition — Temuera Morrison, the actor who portrayed all the clones in the prequels, as well as Boba Fett on The Mandalorian and the upcoming Book of Boba Fett, has ventured into the business of social media. …

Actor says moobies no longer movie material — LONDON, ENGLAND — Veteran stage actor Paul Brooke recently dropped a bombshell on The Graham Norton Show, which has left Star Wars fans around the world in tears. When asked about his involvement in forthcoming projects set in the galaxy far, far away, the actor confessed that he’s done with…

Sylvester Stallone goes toe-to-toe with droids over representation — SERV-O-DROID HQ — In a joint statement from five leading droid manufacturers, the newly formed coalition has called for the cancellation of Rocky IV Director’s Cut ahead of its planned November release. “We can no longer remain silent while Hollywood attempts to erase one of the most positive representations of…

Lucasfilm president jumps into hot digital collectibles market — Leaning into her reputation as a demanding boss, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy is offering straight white men the opportunity to be fired via limited-edition NFT (non-fungible token). …

Disney’s carbon copy plots are a family affair — Twitter is being cruel to Cruella de Vil despite her sympathetic backstory! Disney’s latest live-action film based on a cartoon villain is lifted from one of its other properties, according to social media users. …