Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site

SameFacebook is giving Facebook some healthy competition

Temuera Morrison, the actor who portrayed all the clones in the prequels, as well as Boba Fett on The Mandalorian and the upcoming Book of Boba Fett, has ventured into the business of social media. In an attempt to be as popular as Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and the recent Disney Plus hit The Bad Batch, Morrisson has launched a new social media site named SameFacebook.

SameFacebook is purported to be just like other social media sites. However, every profile picture will feature the iconic Māori actor’s face. Also, videos posted will automatically be put through a filter so that all voices are that of Dee Bradly Baker.

SameFacebook members will have to post a video of themselves performing a traditional Haka dance in order to sign up. At that point, they’ll be given a user number and nickname that they must use in all posts. When asked why anyone would sign up for such a site, Morrison was quoted as saying, “Good soldiers follow others.”

-Reporting by Darth PapaBear.

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