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Binary Sunset Comes Out As Nonbinary

Twin suns usher in the dawn of a brave new gender-fluid era

2 min readJun 5, 2021

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Binary Sunset Comes Out As Nonbinary

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Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet

Star Wars actor drops the most mid-air expletives in aviation history

2 min readJul 13, 2021

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Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet

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Mary Gives Birth to Son of Jesus

Heaven and Earth celebrate second Immaculate Conception

2 min readJul 7, 2021

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Mary Gives Birth to Son of Jesus

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7 Reasons Why Zack Snyder’s 7 Samurai Star Wars Was Not Greenlit

Discover what went wrong with Snyder’s pitch to Lucasfilm

2 min readJul 1, 2021

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7 Reasons Why Zack Snyder’s 7 Samurai Star Wars Was Not Greenlit

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Brie Larson To Play Rey Skywalker’s Love Interest In Episode X

Captain Marvel actor looks to make a splash in Star Wars

2 min readJun 29, 2021

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Brie Larson To Play Rey Skywalker’s Love Interest In Episode X

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Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site

SameFacebook is giving Facebook some healthy competition

2 min readJun 27, 2021

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Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site

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Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes

Actor says moobies no longer movie material

2 min readJun 21, 2021

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Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes

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Why Droid Manufacturers Are Trying To Cancel Rocky IV Director’s Cut

Sylvester Stallone goes toe-to-toe with droids over representation

3 min readJun 17, 2021

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Why Droid Manufacturers Are Trying To Cancel Rocky IV Director’s Cut

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Kathleen Kennedy Is Auctioning An NFT Of Her Firing You

Lucasfilm president jumps into hot digital collectibles market

2 min readJun 15, 2021

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Kathleen Kennedy Is Auctioning An NFT Of Her Firing You

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How The Big Twist In “Cruella” Is Stolen From “The Rise Of Skywalker”

Disney’s carbon copy plots are a family affair

2 min readJun 14, 2021

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How The Big Twist In “Cruella” Is Stolen From “The Rise Of Skywalker”

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